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Mac-Muffin and the Three Moths (Part 1): A Prophecy of Dust ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹โš”๏ธ๐Ÿฐโœจ

[Scene: The Porch-Lamp at Night. ๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŒŒ Enter THREE MOTHS, fluttering in a chaotic, rhythmic dance around the glass.]

MOTH 1:
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain? โ›ˆ๏ธ

MOTH 2:
When the zoomieโ€™s done and won,
When the cat has missed his fun! ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿšซ

MOTH 3:
There to meet with Mac-Muffin! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿพ

[Enter MUFFIN, stationed on his **Clear View Bubble Pod**, his whiskers vibrating with a prophetic intensity. ๐Ÿ“กโœจ๐ŸŽญ]

MUFFIN:
So foul and fair a night I have not seen. ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ
What are these, so withered and so wild in their attire,
That look not like the inhabitants of the earth,
And yet are on it? ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ

MOTH 1:
All hail, Muffin! Hail to thee, Thane of the Tower! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‘

MOTH 2:
All hail, Muffin! Hail to thee, Thane of the Living Room! ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘

MOTH 3:
All hail, Muffin! Thou shalt be king hereafter! ๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿพ

MUFFIN:
[Aside] ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‚
If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me,
Without my stir! ๐Ÿฅžโœจ๐Ÿ’ค
But these winged spirits speak of a capture,
of a dusty victory upon the glass!

[Enter TOBY, breathless, from the kitchen. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’จ]

TOBY:
I say, Boss! The screaming mechanical beastโ€”the vacuumโ€”is being moved! The Staff is cleaning for the arrival of the guests! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ™€

MUFFIN:
The Prince of Cumberland! ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ˜พ
That is a step on which I must fall down, or else o'erleap,
for in my way it lies. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
*"Stars, hide your fires; let not light see my black and deep zoomies!"* ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’จ

[The three moths land on the center of the bubble pod. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŽฏ MUFFIN coils his body, his eyes reflecting the prophetic dust of their wings. ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿงช]

MUFFIN:
Is this a moth-wing which I see before me,
The dust toward my paw? Come, let me clutch thee!
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still! ๐ŸชŸ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆ‹

I launch! I pounce! I claim the future! ๐Ÿš€โšก

[MUFFIN leaps, but as he hits the glass, the bubble pod gives a terrifying groan. ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ›ธ]

TOBY:
BOSS! THE POD! ITโ€™S ROTATING! ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ™€

Ready for the next chapter? Read Part 2 here! ๐Ÿพโœจ

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