Mac-Muffin and the Three Moths (Part 2): The Prophecy Fulfilled ๐ฆ๐ก๏ธ๐โจ๐พ
[Scene: The Living Room. ๐ฐ The **Clear View Bubble Pod** is tilted at a forty-five-degree angle. ๐ Enter THE STAFF, wielding the screaming mechanical beastโthe vacuum. ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ]
MUFFIN:
Out, out, brief candle! ๐ฏ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the glass
And then is heard no more.
*"Staff! Cease thy screaming! The Sovereign is in a structural bind!"* ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
TOBY:
I say, Boss! The moths are laughing at us! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
Shall I perform the vibrational hiss-of-justice? ๐ฃ๏ธโก
THE STAFF:
"Muffin! What did you do to the pod? Hold on, I'll fix it." ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐คฒ๐ง
[The human servant turns off the vacuum. *Silence.* ๐ The pod is straightened and the suction cups are reinforced with the magic of the squeegee. ๐งผ๐งฒโจ]
MUFFIN:
The charm's wound up! ๐งฟโจ
Observe, Toby! The spirits have departed, but the throne is secure!
*"Let the record show: Mac-Muffin has conquered the rotating abyss!"* ๐๐ฆ
TOBY:
Splendid! Can we have salmon now? The prophecy spoke of a banquet! ๐๐
MUFFIN:
A banquet there shall be! ๐ฒโฐ๏ธโจ
For though the moths be gone, the Chief Can-Opener is near.
Lead the way, sprite! To the kitchen! ๐๐จ๐พ
[The cats exit stage right. THE STAFF finishes vacuuming the moth-dust from the sill.]
MUFFIN:
[Offstage] ๐ฃ๏ธ๐
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it... ๐ญ๐โจ
Especially if the leaving leads to dinner! ๐๐ฆโจ๐พ
[Curtain falls. Loud purring is heard.]
Missed the beginning? Read Part 1 here! ๐พโจ
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