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Mac-Muffin and the Three Moths (Part 2): The Prophecy Fulfilled ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿพ

[Scene: The Living Room. ๐Ÿฐ The **Clear View Bubble Pod** is tilted at a forty-five-degree angle. ๐Ÿ“ Enter THE STAFF, wielding the screaming mechanical beastโ€”the vacuum. ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒช๏ธ]

MUFFIN:
Out, out, brief candle! ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๏ธ
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the glass
And then is heard no more.
*"Staff! Cease thy screaming! The Sovereign is in a structural bind!"* ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

TOBY:
I say, Boss! The moths are laughing at us! ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
Shall I perform the vibrational hiss-of-justice? ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโšก

THE STAFF:
"Muffin! What did you do to the pod? Hold on, I'll fix it." ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ”ง

[The human servant turns off the vacuum. *Silence.* ๐Ÿ”‡ The pod is straightened and the suction cups are reinforced with the magic of the squeegee. ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงฒโœจ]

MUFFIN:
The charm's wound up! ๐Ÿงฟโœจ
Observe, Toby! The spirits have departed, but the throne is secure!
*"Let the record show: Mac-Muffin has conquered the rotating abyss!"* ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ

TOBY:
Splendid! Can we have salmon now? The prophecy spoke of a banquet! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‹

MUFFIN:
A banquet there shall be! ๐Ÿฒโ›ฐ๏ธโœจ
For though the moths be gone, the Chief Can-Opener is near.
Lead the way, sprite! To the kitchen! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿพ

[The cats exit stage right. THE STAFF finishes vacuuming the moth-dust from the sill.]

MUFFIN:
[Offstage] ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‚
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it... ๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŒŽโœจ
Especially if the leaving leads to dinner! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿพ

[Curtain falls. Loud purring is heard.]

Missed the beginning? Read Part 1 here! ๐Ÿพโœจ

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