Muffin and the Wizard of Oz (Part 2): The Emerald Sill ๐ฐ๐๐ก๏ธโจ๐พ
[Scene: The **Vista Balcony Box**. ๐ฐ The evening sun filters through the glass, casting a vibrant green glow across the base.]
MUFFIN:
Behold! The emerald sill! ๐ฐ๐โจ
Where the sky is our canvas and the robins our subjects!
We have traversed the yellow tile road and bypassed the closet of doom,
to stand at the edge of the world itself!
TOBY:
But where is the Wizard, Muffin? ๐งโโ๏ธโ
I see only a large, silver tin and a Resident Staff
who is currently clicking a very important remote control! ๐บ๐ฎ
THE WIZARD (THE STAFF):
"Muffin? Toby? Are you guys still staring at that bird?" ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐คจ
MUFFIN:
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐งฃ๐ซ
The Wizard has spoken! He demands a tribute of salmon!
But look, Toby! The slipper... it was but common footwear!
The magic was within our whiskers all along! ๐งฟ๐งฟโจ
TOBY:
I feel it, Boss! A brain for strategies, a heart for purring,
and the courage to pounce on a shadow! ๐ฆ๐๐ง
MUFFIN:
There's no place like the window! ๐ช๐โจ
There's no place like the window!
Click thy paws together thrice, young sprite,
and let the full-body melt begin! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค
[The cats curl into a collective loaf. The Resident Staff sighs and offers a small bowl of premium poultry.]
MUFFIN:
The mission is complete! The kingdom is achieved!
Toby, pass the crinkle-toy... the future is green! ๐๐ฐโจ๐พ
[Curtain falls. A sound of rhythmic munching is heard.]
Missed the beginning? Read Part 1 here! ๐พโจ
Vista Balcony Box
Internal window box that gives your cat a 180-degree view of the outdoors.
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