Little Felines (Part 4): The Case of the Singed Whiskers βοΈπ₯πππ¦
Jo-Tabby was in the "Vortex of Creation." πβοΈ She sat on her **Oakwood Sill Throne**, which she had designated as her official "Editorial Office." The solid oak frame was sturdy enough to support her frantic pacing, and the adjustable leg support meant she could write for hours without a cramp. π°π
She was working on the latest issue of the "Feline Gazette," a weekly newsletter chronicling the mice, moths, and milk-spills of the household. But she was stuck. "The Muse has fled!" she yowled. "I need drama! I need pathos! I need a villain!" ππ
Little Amy-Angora was sitting nearby, sketching a portrait of Jo. "You look very grumpy," Amy observed. "Your nose is wrinkling. It is not aesthetic." π¨π€
"Be quiet, Amy!" Jo snapped. "I am trying to compose a tragedy involving a rogue vacuum cleaner!" πͺοΈπ€«
Amy, feeling insulted, decided to take revenge. While Jo was distracted by a passing blue jay, Amy sneaked over to the "Manuscript Pile"βa stack of shredded paper that Jo had carefully arrangedβand knocked it into the water bowl! πππ±
When Jo turned back, her masterpiece was soggy pulp. "You wicked girl!" Jo shrieked. "You have drowned my genius!" π€¬π§
In her rage, Jo spun around, her tail lashing furiously. Unfortunately, her tail lashed right into the path of a decorative candle that Meg had lit for "atmosphere." π₯π―οΈ
*FZZZT!*
The smell of singed fur filled the room. Jo leaped onto the Oakwood Throne, batting at her smoking tail. "I am on fire! I am a phoenix! Help!" π₯π¦π
Marmee-Cat rushed in with a wet towel and extinguished the blaze. Jo sat on the sill, looking at her blackened tail-tip and her ruined manuscript. She looked like a chimney sweep who had lost a fight with a mop. π§ΉπΏ
"My writing is gone, and my beauty is marred!" Jo sobbed. "I shall never write again! I shall become a monk-cat and live in a box!" π¦π
Amy-Angora, seeing the damage, felt a pang of guilt. "I am sorry, Jo," she whispered. "I was jealous of your words. I only have lines." βοΈπ
Jo looked at her little sister. She sighed, a long, smoky exhalation. "The words can be rewritten," she said, grooming her singed fur. "And the fur will grow back. But do not *ever* touch my Oakwood Throne again, or I shall draw a moustache on you while you sleep!" ποΈποΈπΌ
And so, peace was restored to the March household, though the smell of burnt hair lingered for days, a reminder that the path of the artist is fraught with peril. π¨π₯β¨
Ready for the next chapter? Beth-Ragdoll finds courage in a surprising place! Find out in Part 5! πΎβ¨
Missed the previous parts? Go back to Part 3 | Start from Part 1 πβοΈ
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